LOL. Okay, whoever this Johnny guy is, there’s no doubt he’s pretty damn popular. I can’t tell y’all how many times I get texts from people calling me John or asking “Johnny, is this still your number?”
The text I received today (see Tweet above) is definitely my favorite! SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THE #MISHUE HERE?
Mishue: Well… all this confusion lead me to wonder WHERE THE HELL IS JOHNNY?
Did he just disappear and not give out his new number? Did he pull a Walter Mitty or is he hurt? Is he lost and afraid or is he drinking Mai Tais and Bahama Mamas by the Carribean?
Seriously though, did he change his identity on purpose or by force? Maybe he was kidnapped… err man-napped. Did he do this for love, money, or fear?? Does he own a cell phone, and if so, does he also get texts from random strangers? Who made it to his new contact list? Who’s hot and who’s not?
OH, AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS? AND WHY IS HE GHOSTING ALL OF THEM? Did he just make new friends? Out with the old, in with the new? WAIT– Is he the one who coined the phrase: “New phone, who dis?” I need answers!!!
Solution: I’m about this close *holds thumb and index finger close together* to posting Johnny on the side of a milk carton… but wait… I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE! I have no last name or picture to go off of. Not even his IG handle. So, kids, I guess there isn’t a solution to every Mishue. Sigh.
In life, there are things you just have to live with… our without (like Johnny).
Until the next mishue,